I hope I NEVER learn

Being a good student and being studious go hand in hand.

Falling for someone is as smart as setting your hair on fire.

Not all Snapple Real Facts are real.
Today's fact: "If you put all the streets in New York City in a straight line, they would stretch to Japan."

I am too old to pout.

Inter-racial is NOT inter-faith.
When all is said and done if someone is attracted to you, they've obviously gotten over your race. Not to mention they know there is nothing you could physically do about it--if you want to get technical you could pull a Michael Jackson, but I mean...really!
That said, the problem with faith differences, if both people are staunch believers--or even mild believers--is that it's a choice we make and on some level you ask, "Don't you love me enough to change your mind?" or the milder "Don't you love me enough to tolerate my faith or at deem it equal to yours?"

"Tell it like it is" is an expression, not an invitation.

Boys will say stupid things and call it sarcasm, when girls do the same things they get called bitches.

I am not built for tube-tops.

Just because you're over someone doesn't mean you don't love them anymore. It just means you won't let them rule your heart any longer.

Cleaning and tidying are NOT the same thing. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Keeping tidy=Hiding dirty laundry.