June 14, 2007

Fleet Week

Little can prepare you for the annual Memorial Day Atlantic fleet crossing of international ships that dock at the myriad piers on the west side making the women of New York swoon for crisp, ivory uniformed sea-faring mavens whose worldly charm can transform even a dive like Hogs and Hefers—a profane pit that reeks of day-old barbeque and stale domestic beer—into the set of a black and white movie when gentlemanly sailors held tightly to their hats to keep their hands from shaking as they asked the prettiest girl for a dance.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hogs'n'Hefers is supposedly a very respectable BBQ joint--BBQ is SUPPOSED to cook for almost a day to be properly cooked. FYI.

There may be another BBQ joint in the meatpacking dist that holds up the BBQ tradition, so don't tar everyone with the same brush. Even one meagre BBQ place that does the job right is something to be thankful for.


Vicious' prose is kickin azz this evening. She's on a tear!

-CBF

p.s. 'maven' cannot be male!

'malkin' is a Shakespearian word you may use to good purpose in future rants, but likewise, not for men!