Malternative

Malternative: The male alternative! Sometimes men say the damndest things. I'm not sure why they think what they are saying will compel a woman to start or continue sleeping with them, but they say it anyway.

Some notable, nay hatable, malternatives this week:

"You're bar none the smartest woman I've ever been with."
No woman wants to hear she's smart when she's horizontal...HOT...she wants to be HOT.

"That position won't work for us...you have a big frame." I suppose it's still better than the tried and hated "big-boned" or "birthing hips" comments but forgive me for not doling out points for creativity or originality.