My White Bra

There are as many types of bras as there are women.

Training bras for the little girls.
Sports bras for the athletic girls.
Lacy bras for princesses.
Demi bras for the teasing girls.
Push-up bras for, ahem, big girls who are little.
Underwire bras for big-boobed girls.
Racy bras for the stripper/porn star set.
Nursing bras for the mothers of girls.
T-shirt bras for well, tees.
Shaping bras for um, shape.
Strapless bras for girls in tube tops and strapless dresses.
Thick straps for comfort.
Thin straps for sexiness.

But the unsung hero in the bra kingdom is the plain, white, cotton bra. The every day bra. The bra that gets the job done, that no one notices.

Well, I'm here to say: I appreciate you, white bra of the cotton cloth. Thank you for a job well done, day in and day out. Keep at it...and keep 'em up!