Text Breakdown

I had not realized how much I rely on text messaging till my phone mysteriously decided not to afford me that feature any more.

Apparently my phone has quit on me. It, having a mind of its own, has decided I no longer deserve, nay need, to send text messages. This makes receiving them extremely frustrating. I want to respond. I'm a respondent!

Gotta hop to the verizon store at lunch in the hopes of ameliorating this situation, but my guess is to no avail. Since I don't have phone insurance (Trace, don't even start with me!) it's a moo point (that's right a MOO! point!).

sigh. Why? Why me? Why my phone? Why text messaging?