Man-made Breakfast

Today, Taurean made me breakfast. It was the first time in my 28 years on this planet that a man cooked me breakfast.

Clearly, chefs and cooks at restaurants don't count for these purposes.

He added water to the organic eggs and cooked them in a high-priced skillet. He even applied organic jam to my seven-grain toast. The cheddar wasn't sharp and the spinach was perfectly cooked with garlic to boot. Truly, a delectable meal.

He even made me tea with honey to keep me awake after that enormous omelette and toast breakfast as I journeyed south of Harlem to work this afternoon.

Thanks, T. Travel safe!