January 4, 2009

E-mail to Lauren

Lau,

So, you told us we better have something quality to report back and through NO doing of our own, we actually DO!

After two more songs with the band that spanned the style from the second half of the 21st century, we left Rockwood Music Hall and headed to King's Cross (formerly M&R Bar below Marion's).

While we sipped our beer, the following bathroom related events transpired:
1) I had to avail myself of the loo, so I went over to the single room and pushed open the door to discover an inebriated man zipping up. Backing away apologetically, I shrunk in horror as he slurred, "I'm done, didn't flush though!" Clearly, no hand washing ensued either. YIKES. So you're disgusting and you don't have the decency to lock the door...wtf?
2) Soon after I sat back down, the SAME man and ANOTHER man went into the bathroom for about 5minutes, felt like 15 but realistically 5 minutes.
3) Jo and I were impressed by the brazen display, till another young gay couple unabashedly went into the same bathroom together. Kudos! Also, hopeful we were that we wouldn't have to pee whilst there.
4) Moments later, a girl from a gaggle of three approached the door and pushed it open. We assumed she may be joining them (or else they would have locked the door, right?) till she backed away horrified. Clearly, he wasn't holding the other guy's hair back. Sex was being had and girl from gaggle had witnessed it. Another example of people NOT locking this one door.

Lessons learned:
King's Cross Bathroom=Gay Sexcapade Central
One woman's bathroom is another man's sex room.
Always, lock bathroom doors...especially if having sex in said bathroom.
Boys don't wash their hands---EW!

Thanks for coming out! You left JUST in time....
Hope this is a good enough story to warrant a nod of approval from our married friend =D

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Thanks for coming out!"

ha! no pun intended there, I hope

Anonymous said...

By the way

what's with the misplaced squeamishness?

under the right circumstances I have seen girls do waaaaay more nasty things than guys ever dream of!

email me for details baby. you know you want to.

:o)

Anonymous said...

Can't believe I forgot to mention this earlier.

A recent research study said that statistically, women's hands and skin have way more (massive!) amounts of bacteria and germs on them; in comparison to men's.

Something to do with the relative differences in skin moisture and just plain ole bodily fluids women err, "deal with" more than men do.

I forget if the study said anything about how often women wash their hands--a factor which may add to the germ count; but the study did say that no amount of hand-washing will really alleviate the issue.

So, Sweet + the Tea Girls should really just face up to it: *you're* all the carriers! Germs, disease, infection, unclean!!

Boys are cleaner than you! aha hahaha

:o)

Dutch