E-mail to Lauren

Lau,

So, you told us we better have something quality to report back and through NO doing of our own, we actually DO!

After two more songs with the band that spanned the style from the second half of the 21st century, we left Rockwood Music Hall and headed to King's Cross (formerly M&R Bar below Marion's).

While we sipped our beer, the following bathroom related events transpired:
1) I had to avail myself of the loo, so I went over to the single room and pushed open the door to discover an inebriated man zipping up. Backing away apologetically, I shrunk in horror as he slurred, "I'm done, didn't flush though!" Clearly, no hand washing ensued either. YIKES. So you're disgusting and you don't have the decency to lock the door...wtf?
2) Soon after I sat back down, the SAME man and ANOTHER man went into the bathroom for about 5minutes, felt like 15 but realistically 5 minutes.
3) Jo and I were impressed by the brazen display, till another young gay couple unabashedly went into the same bathroom together. Kudos! Also, hopeful we were that we wouldn't have to pee whilst there.
4) Moments later, a girl from a gaggle of three approached the door and pushed it open. We assumed she may be joining them (or else they would have locked the door, right?) till she backed away horrified. Clearly, he wasn't holding the other guy's hair back. Sex was being had and girl from gaggle had witnessed it. Another example of people NOT locking this one door.

Lessons learned:
King's Cross Bathroom=Gay Sexcapade Central
One woman's bathroom is another man's sex room.
Always, lock bathroom doors...especially if having sex in said bathroom.
Boys don't wash their hands---EW!

Thanks for coming out! You left JUST in time....
Hope this is a good enough story to warrant a nod of approval from our married friend =D