Sprung

So gentle readers, it's been some time since I got any. Unlike the average single girl who freely prowls the streets for fresh man meat, I go the other extreme. Celibacy till proven monogamous...

With Spring upon us, it is becoming exceedingly difficult to hold onto morality, though I know my personal CDC will not let me experience new and potentially diseased people so it's that time again to break open the vault. With two out of four exes getting married and one my perpetual platonic savior, that just leaves Lucifer himself as my carnal gratifier. Lord help me.

Forgive me Father for I'm off to sin.