Preposterous

Swingline Stapler

This Office Space hit is a bit hefty in price for a STAPLER.
With a purchase of the DVD you get $5 off, but really--what kind of stapler needs to come with a coupon?

The cache of one of these babies in your cube may be high, but is it really worth $32 plus shipping?

On the bright side, it's the perfect gift for Secret Santa at work...perfectly unisex and professional.